We're like a lot better than the average bears
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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