No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
please come you make the beer taste better
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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