he wants to bone in the snuggie
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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