I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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