Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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