Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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