Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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