Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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