its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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