Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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