Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
