One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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