Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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