Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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