big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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