sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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