it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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