You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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