FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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