whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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