watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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