Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize