He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Randomize