David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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