dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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