My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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