She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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