goodnight i made you a song goodbye
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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