I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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