he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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