last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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