Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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