Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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