Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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