worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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