guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i wish my penis had a tongue
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You're a waste of cheezeits
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My vagina just clenched in fear
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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