Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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