sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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