Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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