I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I need a beard to bite.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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