I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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