States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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