stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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