you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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