he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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