i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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