There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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