She said her name was "party"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You made out with two different species that night
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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