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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i believe in u and ur pee
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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