she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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