So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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