i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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