We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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