I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Buhtt sex?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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