if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Randomize
