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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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